Kissing is a habit Fucking is a game Guys get all the pleasure Girls get all the pain The guy says I love you You believe its true But when your tummy starts to swell, He says 'to hell with you' 10 minutes of pleasure 9 months in pain 3 days in hospital A baby without a name The baby is a bastard The mother is a whore This never wouldn't have happened If the rubber wouldn't have torn84%(). Funny poems by teens. Funny and cute poetry about life as a teen. Poems about love, life, school and humor.
Funny poems bring out your sense of humor. Create smiles with popular humor poetry and other funny poems that will keep you reading & laughing all year round. In honor of #NationalPoetryMonth, we present these top funny poems from the Reader's Digest Poetry Contest, all guaranteed to crack a smile.
The best 75 funny limerick poems put together in a easy to read format! Containing examples of some famous, classic and funniest limericks. A fellow jumped off a high wall, And had a most terrible fall. He went back to bed, With a bump on his head, That's why you don't jump off a wall. Limericks I cannot compose, With noxious smells in my nose. But this one was easy, I only felt queasy.